Here’s lookin at you Onion:
This is a quick post on a fake product I thought up a while ago:
Is it getting harder to do that third kegstand at the frat party? Do you find that the thirtieth Keystone Light isn’t going down as smooth as it used to?
You could be suffering from the medical condition called “Low-Bro”! It affects millions of Americans a year and most don’t even know it.
Don’t let this condition effect your life in a negative way. There is a solution. Talk to your doctor about Brogaine and don’t let “Low-Bro” keep you from chanting “chug, chug, chug” until someone throws up.
It’s your life, live it.